Whisper Words of Wisdom

I was over my dad's (or former step dad's) house today. I pretended to be sicker than I actually was so I wouldn't have to go to church. It's not that I don't like church, it's just that I don't like his church. Going to the catholic church has always been a very pleasant thing for me. Beautiful stained glass, the pews, lit candles, the priest burning the incense, the organ player's soft voice, etc. The pentecostal church is quite different: loud upbeat music, dirty stained carpets and an overall unattractive environment, people dancing and speaking in that gibberish language, etc. Not to mention the fact that a service is 4 hours! I'm very sorry, but I simply do not have the time to spend 4 hours at church. I have better things to do.